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Antiseptic, keratolytic dip in scented lime Sulfur concentrate. For the treatment of Sarcoptic mange and ringworm. May stain light colored dogs, puppies, cats or kittens and porous surfaces..
Price: $10.50 [Notify me when price goes down.]

Pull-N-Scratch It's either a telescoping aluminum backscratcher, a fork for people whose elbows don't bend, or a sand rake for miniature Zen gardens. You pick. The 5-draw shaft extends from 6-5/8" to 20-3/8" long, the 5-tine rake is 1-3/16" wide, and it has a pocket clip..
Price: $2.95 [Notify me when price goes down.]

Combines anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, anti-microbial ingredients. Minimizes skin problems caused by fungus & bacteria. Controls dry flaky skin conditions, accelerates healing, eliminates pet odor. Widely used in controlling ringworm.
Price: $12.49 [Notify me when price goes down.]

Why do you get butterflies in your stomach when you're nervous?. Why don't satellites fall out of the sky?. Why do we have superstitions?. How do you land an astronaut on the moon?.
Price: $59.99 [Notify me when price goes down.]

Precision heating element. Safe and effective, even on sensitive skin. Convenient size allows you to take it with you everywhere.
Price: $10.95 [Notify me when price goes down.]

Perianal cleansing lotion specially formulated to cleanse and soothe perianal and external vaginal areas. Nonprescription treatment for hemorrhoids, anal fissures, yeast infections and other perianal conditions. Forms protective coating to restore skin to normal pH. Recommended by physicians for more 30 years.
Price: $25.54 [Notify me when price goes down.]

A collected skin care system to effectively help treat Keratosis Pilaris. Helps relieve unsightly red bumps on your arms and legs. Skin care kit includes Glytone's Exfoliating Body Wash (6.7oz), Body Lotion(8.4oz) and exfoliating puff.
Price: $54.50 [Notify me when price goes down.]

Clinically proven superior to both 405% urea cream and 12%ammonium lactate lotion. Unique-contains Ultraplex formulation a high potency lactic acid alpha-hydroxy blend. economical-patients save up to 75% per gram compared to Carmol 40 Cream and Lac-Hydrin 12% Lotion. Manufactured by a trusted pharmaceutical company.
Price: $36.18 [Notify me when price goes down.]

This will have you itching!. Practical jokers love this!. April fools anyone??.
Price: $0.98 [Notify me when price goes down.]

They will never be able to figure it out. A very funny trick. Great for April Fools Day!.
Price: $3.00 [Notify me when price goes down.]