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Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever
Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down! Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning— Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait—is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants. Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married? The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing! What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers..
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Kids' Silliest Jokes
Get ready for some major belly laughs with this crazy collection of more than six hundred hysterical jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks. Kids will crack up over such zany zingers as: "How do you make a kitchen sink? Throw it in the bathtub." and "What does a slice of toast wear to bed? Jam-mies." They'll have fun trying to gross-out their friends with plenty of bathroom humor, including "Where do football players go before the big game? To the Toilet Bowl." and "What kind of bell belongs in the bathroom? One that tinkles." Giggles are guaranteed with freaky fairy tales like, "Why wouldn't the Prince kiss his Princess awake? She was Sleeping Cootie." And there's monstrous fun with such doozies as, "Why do vampires gargle? So they won't have bat breath." With all these silly jokes to choose from, kids will keep themselves laughing for hours.
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Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest, and Wackiest Warning Labels Ever
REMOVE CHILD BEFORE FOLDING - A warning label put on an actual baby stroller, ostensibly because without such caution parents might crush their children and sue the stroller company for making a defective product. For years, the Michigan anti-lawsuit watch group M-LAW has held their yearly 'Wacky Warning Label' contest (this year's winner: a toilet brush whose maker warned, 'Do Not Use For Personal Hygiene'), in order to highlight the silliest labels ever pasted on actual appliances. REMOVE CHILD BEFORE FOLDING offers the 101 most ludicrous, silly and just plain stupid warning labels ever slapped onto perfectly good products, as well as some of the lawsuits that resulted from them. So before you drop that hairdryer in the bathtub, read these warnings: 'This Product Moves when Used' (from a popular child's scooter), 'Once used rectally, this thermometer should not be used orally' ('nuff said), 'Harmful if swallowed' (from a brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook), 'May Irritate Eyes' (from a can of self-defense pepper spray)..
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Kids' Silliest Knock-Knocks
Knock-Knock. Who's there? Barry. Barry who? Barry rude of you not to answer the door. But everyone will want to answer when these delightfully silly, giggle-inducing knock-knocks come rapping. Begin the non-stop humor with this: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Deduct. Deduct who? Deduct says, "Quack! Quack!" And here's another that will have kids screaming with laughter: Knock-Knock. Who's there? Banana split. Banana split who? Banana split, so ice creamed! There are so many to choose from, children won't be able to pick just one favorite.
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Kids' Silliest Riddles
Picnic pranks and monkeyshines, knock-knocks and lots of yuks! From beach bloopers and garden goofies to fast-food freak-outs and pucks and yucks, every riddle here will make you giggle uncontrollably. What do cats carry to picnics? Mice chests. What kind of monkey can fly? Hot-air baboons. Why was the martial arts expert sick? He had kung flu. Why do dogs like to eat at Italian restaurants? For the paws-ta. And the delightfully silly drawings throughout make everything even funnier. You'll want to share the laughs with all your pals. A Selection of Scholastic Book Clubs.
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A Little Giant Book: Super Silliest Riddles (Little Giant Books)
This new collection of riddles brings joke-ography to a whole new level! Kids will be laughing for hours as they turn the pages of this little book that is packed with giant fun. Begin with the “Starting from Scratch” chapter (What is the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale? You can’t keep a good man down!) and travel through the world of riddles with hundreds of “Pucks & Yucks” (Why can’t golfers attend college? They can only count up to “Fore!”). But don’t just take our word for it…as the smartest frogs say, Read-it, Read-it! .
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